Teachers: You might be a teacher IF...

A lovely ceremony doesn't guarantee a successful marriage. A driver's license won't earn you a pole position at Datona. And a teaching certificate doesn't automatically turn you into a teacher. But here are a few clues that you've made it..."

You Might Be a Teacher If...

...your dining room table sees more Harcourt Brace and Jovanovich than Mikasa Towle and Fostoria.

...you know what a “purple monster” was.

...the first step in preparing dinner is washing the breakfast dishes.

...you “spring clean” in July

...you’ve earned eleven tote bags with book club memberships

...your ‘new’ desk was purchased at a prison surplus auction.

...a child has ever run the entire length of the Winn-Dixie cereal aisle just to tell you “hi.”

...you automatically count noses after a restroom stop, even when you’re traveling with adults

...”State-of-the-Art Technology” means an Apple II Computer and a 20-year old overhead projector.

...you have a permanent chalk line on the seat of all your pants.